Fun Facts, or: fun facts

Did you know that a frog its leap is dependent on whether or not time wants it to? If time decides to stand still, the frog is forever kept in its indecision, its brain moving to jump, but its body stuck in inertia as its eyes pulsate in fear of the next millisecond. But if time decides to move faster, the frog must move fast and its brain begs for rest but its body must move and sway to its eternal master its rhythms. Yet again, its eyes pulsate in fear.
Did you know that black and white have died, and their blood has mixed into grey and the grey has seeped into the words that enter the ears of those who seek to find the remnants of the black and the white? The bodies of light and dark have decomposed and rotted both fields they have been buried in, and the mouths have been coloured with the field its ashes of past vitality.
When generals go to war, they often take their brides with them. They use their blood as lubricant for their machines and their bones as bullets. You can tell it's a general by the way they stare at you and scream at you for not helping them tear their brides apart. The worst part is that they keep on looking at you. They call you an imbecile or worse for not believing that they're right.